Sandra Lee recut

This is pretty funny.

screenwriting lemonadier whines about film industry

A wiseass writer in Hollywood is selling lemonade to finance his probably terrible film. (He's also using the above photo that he found on the internet to market his concoction.)

Not since Hollis Frampton's Lemon have filmmaking and the yellowest citrus cooperated with such harmony.

eggs perfecto

Adam, try this.

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I don't think I know what crème fraîche is, but it looks good.


Also, if you're as tired of not being able to eat the colored part of an easter egg as I am, try this.

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hot dog

Here is a hot dog that Anne cooked when she was camping once. Then she put it on an apple to aid in presentation:
When she awoke the next morning, someone had eaten it, but apparently not before it won first prize in a competition for funny-looking fruit-paired hot dogs.

drive cake

Probably the most hilarious thing that you or I will see today:


A cake place frosted the image OF a USB jump drive on a cake instead of the image IN the USB jump drive. Gold!

obvious advice is obvious

Do not eat these

while you're at your computer. There will be little white pellets stuck under my B, K, and W until I've smashed the keys hard enough to pulverize the sugar.

Also, you probably shouldn't let one of these near your computer, either.

Sucker looks like he could do some damage.

angioplasty staduim

Didn't get around to it yesterday, but I still wanted to post this:



You're looking at an early step in the creation of a monumental, edible (monumedible?) snacking arena:
"The twinkie is nature's brick."

An additional link found on the (very funny) holy taco front page:
10 Very Good Reasons Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard

delicious pringles

This is hilarious. Officially, legally, Pringles are not potatoes.

poached eggs

I come across this article every few months, and I read it every time.