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Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Monday, July 13, 2009
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009
ithacurban
I was perusing the job section of Ithaca's craigslist page and found an ad recruiting staff for an Urban Outfitters that's to open in Ithaca this summer. As I understand, the only UOs in New York State are either buried in the city or in the Galleria Mall in Buffalo. I had never been to one before last month at the Mall of America in Minnesota - I liked it very much. I even took a picture.
I did some searching to confirm the craigslist ad and found an article from the Cornell Daily Sun.
So it's true. But two things in that article caught my eye:
Allie Strauss ’11 agreed. “I think nothing better has ever happened in Ithaca,” she said. and
“The reason I liked Yale so much is because there was an Urban Outfitters right in town,” Brooke Flohr ’12 said. “Now I have no regrets left about coming to Cornell.” Either Cornell students are becoming exponentially more insane, or the CDS staff doesn't care if their articles are stuffed with just-say-anything filler quotes. Anyway, I bought a shot glass ice cube mold and a square of grass. The clothes are expensive there.
I did some searching to confirm the craigslist ad and found an article from the Cornell Daily Sun.
So it's true. But two things in that article caught my eye:
Monday, February 09, 2009
busty knockout
As anyone would, I reacted to Sarah's story with an tinge of skepticism... but it's true: Beware the Ugandan Motorboat. What is a motorboat, you ask?
The shakedown: A buxom woman applies chloroform to her chest and goes to a bar. She chats up a man, takes him to a secluded place and offers to let him perform a motorboat. The man passes out and she collects his wallet. It's almost too easy.
The shakedown: A buxom woman applies chloroform to her chest and goes to a bar. She chats up a man, takes him to a secluded place and offers to let him perform a motorboat. The man passes out and she collects his wallet. It's almost too easy.
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
litigious colombians
This is bullshit: The Colombian Coffee Growers Federation wants to sue a cartoonist for at least $20 million dollars for making a joke about their stupid slogan. The offending strip:
It's called Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters. This was from January 2.
It's called Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters. This was from January 2.
Monday, July 07, 2008
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